'My Girlfriend is Tracking Me' Unisex Tee

If he really loved you he would wear this.

Listen, you’re smart—smarter than him, clearly. And you know how men are... they’ll do anything if it means keeping their queen happy. So here’s what you do: tell him it’s a joke, something cute. Laugh a little, make it seem like it's his idea. Say it’s for a couples’ TikTok or some ‘cute control’ trend. Stroke his ego—tell him only real men can handle strong women like you.

He’ll laugh, shrug, and wear it without thinking twice. But every time someone reads that shirt, you win. Because he’s the one wearing the leash, and he thinks it’s a bowtie.

Elevate your casual wardrobe with this stylish Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee. Made from lightweight, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers a breathable fit perfect for all-day wear. The classic crew neckline and retail fit make it versatile for both laid-back outings and semi-formal events. Ideal for fashion-forward individuals seeking comfort and quality, this tee is an excellent choice for everyday use or as a quirky gift. It’s perfect for occasions like birthdays, holidays, or when you want to add a touch of humor to your outfit. Enjoy the vibrant designs printed with advanced techniques, ensuring your style stands out while feeling great against your skin.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and finish
- Shoulder tape provides stability and prevents stretching
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations
- Ethically manufactured in a sustainable, humane manner

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean