'Girls Like Perky Bums' Unisex T-Shirt

Gentlemen… today is not just another day.
Today is the day you stop hiding what your squat rack and good genetics gave you.

Because let’s be honest—women like perky bums.
And guess what?
You’ve got one.

No more slouching in oversized hoodies like your backside is a shameful secret.
No more walking like you’re afraid someone might notice the view from behind.
Own it. Flaunt it. Be the view.

That shirt you’re wearing?
Yeah, the one that boldly says “Women Like Perky Bums”?
It’s not just fabric and ink—it’s a statement.
It says, “I’ve done lunges. I’ve climbed stairs. I’ve held plank positions that made me question reality—and it shows.”

Let the world see it.
Let the ladies double-take.
Let the men ask for your glute routine.

Because in a world full of flat attitudes, you’ve got lift.

So walk like you’re on a runway.
Stand like the cheeks of justice depend on it.
And remember:
Real confidence comes from the rear.

Thank you. 🍑✨

This Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is a perfect blend of comfort and casual style. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it offers a lightweight feel that’s breathable and ideal for both active and leisurely days. The classic crew neckline provides a neat look that can easily be dressed up or down, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe. With its crisp and lively printing techniques, this tee adds a fun and playful vibe to your outfit. Whether you’re enjoying a casual day out, attending a fun party, or celebrating special occasions, this shirt is perfect for anyone looking to express their personality. Ideal for gift-giving during holidays, birthdays, or just because, it's a great choice for friends, family, or anyone who loves unique and engaging fashion.

Product features
- With side seams for durability and shape retention.
- Ribbed knit collar for a snug and stylish fit.
- Shoulder tape to prevent stretching and enhance structure.
- High-quality printing techniques for vibrant designs.
- Tear-away label for enhanced comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean